What’s that? You didn’t make it to the NFL and you’ll never know the feeling of having your face mashed into the ground at Lambeau Field while scoring a touchdown in December? We’d be happy to help you out with that. A blend of nine essential oils and menthol meant to recreate the scent and feel of earth in winter.

Ingredients: Beef Tallow, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Oil, Aqua (Distilled Water), Ricinus Communis (Castor) Oil, Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Menthol, Mentha Piperita (Peppermint) Oil, Wintergreen Oil, Salvia Sclarea L. (Clary) Oil, Ylang Ylang Oil, Abies Sibirica (Fir Needle) Oil, Carum Carvi L. (Caraway) Oil, Styrax Benzoin Resin Extract, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Oil, Sodium Lactate.